There should be battle drop items

I really like the Idea of dropping a "Heavily Armed Scrooge McDuck". I would have to declan him, but I want one.

 

I am so glad I am able to sign in to be so highly entertained.

 

Well, I have some new ideas for warriors and weapons. Have fun guessing them:

Warriors:
Violent Stoner Viking
55 Attack
30 Defense

Mining Football (Soccer) Hooligan (Lady Jewels might know that one)
60 Attack
55 Defense

Moneybags McCat
40 Attack
55 Defense

Viking Family
55 Attack
55 Defense

Not so invincible Warrior
45 Attack
40 defense

Smiling Warrior Goddess
45 Attack
45 Defense

Rum Drinking Viking Captain
35 Attack
35 Defense

Paladin (And no, a Paladin actually does damage, whatever the WoW players claim is wrong)
40 Attack
50 Defense

Paladin's Wife
35 Attack
45 Defense

Slaughtering Moneybags McCat Junior
45 Attack
45 Defense

Weapons:

Futuristic T51b Power Armor
45 Attack
55 Defense

Joint
110 Attack
-80 Defense

Moneybag
55 Attack
55 Defense

Kitty's Very Sharp Bloodstained Axe
55 Attack
45 Defense

Bottle o' Rum
70 Attack
30 Defense

Bloodstained Irish Armor
55 Attack
65 Defense

Angelic Wings
50 Attack
75 Defense

Witch's Broom
65 Attack
50 Defense

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Well, have fun guessing, some are quite obvious, others are quite hidden.

And if you have further suggestions, please add them. Also, we would like to read suggestions about FB and hi5 Vikings, there must be rumours floating around, too.

 

While of course Kanoeddiebotbeepaboop would have some tweaks with the stats let me see who these were intended for

 

You got quite some, but we really need more input from the other Networks or new targets. And we need new drops! Towel, think of some! Steal BPG's Joint and get to work. Or Nick's Rum. But invent some new drops and convince Eddie to implement them.

And while we're at it, we could also unite all networks, so I can slaughter even more Vikings.

 

wheres my make belive drop

 

dont worry youll get one

 

"Trollface Viking Helm"
WICKED defense, with crappy attack

UMAD?
UMAD?
UMAD?

EDIT: Sorry, but that's what I think ("UMAD?") every time I lose to a high level and that high level comes to pummel me...and lose because I have better defense.