Dear Kano Community,

I have decided that I'm special and the rest of you people should treat me as such. I don't like it when I'm bountied, slapped, attacked, sent game messages, counter attacked, or bounty trapped. I also don't like it when people help kill my bunnies, assist with my adventures, accrue more coin, gain more xp in guild wars, or attack my bosses more than I do because that makes me feel inadequate. Those people are all just being big meany-pants to me and I want it to stop right now!

So I'm asking you, my fellow vikings, to sign my petition by replying to this thread with a hearty "aye". Thus forcing Kano to give me 1000 lottery tickets a week, name a new shiny weapon set after me, and to allow me to attack, bounty, commit smear campaigns, spam inboxes, run amok, and otherwise wreak whatever havoc, in general, I can think of without fear of repercussions, consequences, or reprisals.

Your assistance will be appreciated. Your objections will be remembered.

Thanks,
The Blood Eagle -- Fake FB Viking and all-around good egg.

 

Hardy Har har

 

But someone already does that

I think you would then supplant someone that already appears to enjoy those perks

 

me too me too me too.....................

 

Yeah, what Mike, the most handsome, smart, clever man in VC said!

 

Hey! Go make your own petition, Polish!! This one's mine!! Freakin' sponges... LOL!

 

Do not tell him that. He gets all out of control. BTW you are both Spurners