[PC] Pirate Clan Late Summer 2015 Item Creation Contest

The Knarr.
A big ship to corss the Atlantic loaded with cannons and a big Thor falg

 

Name: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Type: Weapon
Description: Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

 

Name : Frankenship
Type : Ship
Description : Ship put together by different parts from different ships. Held together with bolts and duct tape. Two twin steel mast, with
2 tesla balls connected to each one. When lighting strikes the ship it electrifies the cannons and the electric motors that powers this beast.

 

Name : Sir Lost A lot
Type : Matey
Description : Exiled from a band of Knights and quickly turned pirate. Wears full armor that has been rusted away from the salty air that surrounds this mighty pirate. Welding a rusted sword this knight fights with an inflatable rubber duck just in case he falls into the sea!

 

Name : Pirate Pedalo
Type : Ship
Description : Even pirates need a holiday as well. When they go on holiday, they obviously like to enjoy watersports the same a many tourists, but being pirates, they find it had to leave that piratey nature behind. The Pirate Pedalo is the terror of the shallows and boating lakes, equipped with a rotating cannon turret, this fearful craft makes stealing ice-creams from tourists a piece of cake!

 

Name: Dragon Flintlock
Type: Weapon
Description: An ornamental flintlock with a barrel with dragon-style designs, with a dragon's head at the end, open-mouthed where the round is discharged.

 

Name: Yer Old Lady
Type: Matey
Description: A lass that's on the lower end of the 1 to 10 physical attraction scale. Think hook hands, peg legs, missing teeth, eye patches, and clothing that only someone like Beyonce should wear.

 

Name: Gypsy Rose
Type: Ship
Description: A ship adorned with all sorts of bright-colored ornamentation on the outside and on the sails (images of roses, gypsies, etc.)

 

Name : The Tennis playing Pirate
Type : Matey
Description : Most tennis players wear white ... not the tennis pirate! He think's he is Johnny Cash and wears an all black outfit ! White silk screen letters that read " KANO " plastered on the back of his shirt. Our pirate has no teeth but wooden dentures that flop around when he speaks.( Too many cannon ball lobs to the face ). Very muscular ! 200mph cannon ball serves ! Wow even his pet, Poly the parrot can't keep up with the fast footed sandal wearing pirate !

 

Name: Half-a-Hag
Type: Matey
Description: A sea hag that was thrown from a Greek ship centuries before. She has been rotting in the sea. Wearing a cloak of skulls and bones on the left side to hide the rotten flesh. She Gives off a green mist from the dead fish at her feet , reaching out with her bony right hand seeking to touch others and have their flesh rot; killing them

 

Name: Sonar Treasure Finder
Type: weapon
Description: See clearly through the murky waters to find treasures for retrieval with a sleek state-of-the-art sonar/camera device, complete with hinged mount & bright clear screen.