Tony Cecil
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Sep 7, 2017
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Gender:
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Birthday:
April 27
Location:
3 miles south of.....
Occupation:
Bo Jackson

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Tony Cecil

Member, Male, from 3 miles south of.....

Tony Cecil was last seen:
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    April 27
    Location:
    3 miles south of.....
    Occupation:
    Bo Jackson
    I'm 9'6" tall. I weigh 145 lbs. I'm constantly falling all over the place. If i go outside a 5mph wind blows me over and it takes me at least 20 minutes to get back upright. Every lawnmower is too short for me. I'm developing a slight hump in my back. I call my hump Jocelyn.

    I live in a place that's 3 miles south of...(fill in the blank) I enjoy zombie slayer, but sitting down i'm still well over 8 feet tall. I use two laptop tables to get it to my eyesight. It's a constant balancing act. Especially when i get mad and toss one of them across the room. Despite my weight, my biceps are 23.5 inches. My legs are frail though. I have trouble wiping after a bowel movement so my caretaker has to do it for me. She always gives me shit afterwards. No pun intended.

    In summation: This game saves me the embarrassment of going outside and enduring the countless "gawkers" who want my autograph or a picture with me and my size 39 shoes. So thank you, Kano for creating such a wonderful distraction..It has literally saved my life...Although tending to the blisters on my ass from sitting so much has become quite a problem I do consider it a more than fair trade.

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